Assquatch Wall Hanging

As•squatch \ ass-kwatch \ n : A hairy trollish ape-like creature who can't help but make assquatch of themselves. Imagine a furry, mischievous troll-ape hybrid that delights in causing chaos wherever they go. These creatures can't help but turn any situation into a cringy spectacle, often tripping over their own feet or getting stuck in trees! So please, dont be an Assquatch! 

An ideal present for any bigfoot lover, this sign clearly communicates that Assquatch behavior is simply unacceptable!